testified on their deathbeds that the crash was real, and it was of ET origin.
***Nonsense. They testified that it was unfamiliar. The metal was stronger and lighter than aluminum, which is consistent with sinterized aluminum alloy, necessary for a boundary layer control aircraft [and well within 1940s technological capability] as promoted by the aeronautical luminaries of their day in the 1920s.
The best way to get rid of a petrified dinkle-berry is a nice, long, hot shower.
You confuse their “official” accounts with their private ones. I used to communicate directly with General Marcel before he died.