It sounds like it’s past time for some good long distance target practice.
Fight the pest monkeys with bigger, faster and more savage monkeys.
http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapcf/10/05/sidner.monkey.business/index.html
They have trained the larger langur monkeys to kill and chase away the smaller pest macaques.
Freegards
“In a small Indian village, a pack of murderous monkeys have started a war with the local canines.
Around 250 dogs have been dragged to the tops of buildings and trees and dropped by a crew of raging primates that are apparently furious with the pups after they killed one of their babies, local media reported.”
Monkeys are not primates. I guess the Post doesn’t have editors?