Super, SUPER late, but I had to add this. It really happened today at work:
So, I was telling a friend of mine at work, Jake, about how I prepared for jury duty.
I Vape. So, knowing that they would not allow me to bring my Vape into the courthouse, I mixed a special batch of Vape fluid.
I usually Vape 6 mg of nicotine in my regular fluids.
For my jury duty Vape fluid, I mixed an 18 mg nicotine Vape fluid.
My plan was to power puff girl my Vape with the 18 mg Vape fluid before walking into the courthouse so I wouldn’t have to go through any kind of withdrawals because I did not have my Vape.
When I found out that I did not have jury duty. I discovered that I had to mix the super strong Vape fluid with my regular Vape fluid just to get rid of it.
When I explained this to Jake, I instilled the visual of my lips wiggling like caterpillars as I staggered toward the courthouse doors saying in ragged, raspy vocals, “I am here for my jury duty,”
Jake, being the brilliant and witty fellow that he is, the life of the party, mimicked me while I was going through nicotine overdose, and said…
“Umm, sir, this is Baskin Robbins.”
lol