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To: who_would_fardels_bear

I often wonder what would happen to popular music if grammar were enforced strictly.

Rock, Country would become unsingable. Rap/hip hop would be even less unsingable.

Case in point:

“I can’t get no satisfaction
I can’t get no satisfaction
‘Cause I try, and I try, and I try, and I try
I can’t get no, I can’t get no”

Would become

“I am unable to receive....satisfaction”, etc

Then of course Johnny Paychecks tune would become much less memorable.

From
“Take this job and shove it
I ain’t working here no more
My woman done left and took all the reason
I was working for”

To

“Excuse me, sir, I believe I am going to avail myself of alternative opportunities in this world of commerce. I am recently out of a relationship, so I have additional lifestyle flexibility than I possessed previously”

And there goes a classic tune.....


51 posted on 12/12/2021 10:06:58 PM PST by RFEngineer
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To: RFEngineer

ROFL


54 posted on 12/12/2021 10:21:35 PM PST by who_would_fardels_bear (This is not a tagline.)
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