Congratulations!
You win the Kewpie Doll of the Day Award.
The (stupid, evil, demonic) powers-that-be have royally
effed-over the USA and the entirety of civilized human beings.
And continue to do so, because WE PERMIT and ALLOW THEM to do it to us!
PLEASE NOTE: The Kewpie Doll Award is currently available only in Communist Red.
So Velly Solly, chumps!
