[lee martell]

Satire, right?
The idea is quite amusing.
Dudley Doo-right should be a Security Guard.

Meanwhile, down in Hershey, Pennslyvania, can you guess what the topic is there?

[Ken H]

Chocolypse?

[Dr. Sivana]

Satire, right?

Nope. A couple of years ago, someone stole millions of dollars worth of the reserve. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Canadian_Maple_Syrup_Heist

[Secret Agent Man]

Nope maple syrup is a big, big deal.

They have a big syrup monopoly system up there that taxes the crap out of producers.

There was a huge deal about people stealing thousands of gallons out of storage warehouses, it was millions of dollars of syrup. They did a bdeaking bad heist like when they stole their precursor from the train car. They would take a barrel from the warehouse, putthe syrup in their own tanks and bottling lines, and refill the barrels with water and hide away again in the warehouse.

A security checker eventually found one with water in it.

[metmom]

This is Canada.

This is not satire, this is very serious for them.