Posted on 12/08/2021 2:41:56 PM PST by simpson96
The crazier side of the internet has been on the "nefarious things are hiding inside furniture" for quite a while. Q adherents might be disappointed to learn that a Florida man did find something inside his new couch: a five-foot boa constrictor.
Clearwater Police shared that they were called to a condo to remove a red tail boa from a recently purchased couch. CPD wrote on Facebook that they "extracted it from its hiding place" and took it to a local pet store.
"The man just got the couch the other day and he thinks the snake was hiding in the couch when it came to his house," the cops wrote. " Officers also carried the couch back in the residence for the man. It’s a jungle out there sometimes."
(Excerpt) Read more at orlandoweekly.com ...
Buy a couch, get a free snake. What a deal.
Yes, what could possibly go wrong? 😀🤗😁😄
This being Florida, Now EVERYBODY there will want one with their new couch.
You've heard of couch potatoes. Some say poe-tay-toe, some say... free prizes!
More exiting than finding loose change.
The cops are awesome!
Are Boas usually that docile?
I’ve heard Ball Pythons are mostly calm if not cornered.
I thought that said church not couch.
I’m thinking Holy Sanctuary Batman!!
Yes, boas tend to be mellow. The police ladies look pretty cheerful!
BOGO
Big enough for a decent belt?
That would have been a nasty surprise- to sit on your new couch and then all of sudden, you’re being squeezed by a snake.
Don’t think article actually says it was a new couch....
Just put an illegal in each couch..
“Snakes in a living room” starring Samuel L. Jackson.
Just a baby ... so cute and cuddly. Where’s the kitten?
Florida? Hard no!
Snake looks a lot like my Pinky, but dry and thin.
hope they get it fixed up.
Gonna be a pretty boa for some lucky person.
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