So you’re saying the Grape Nuts ads were right?!
I used to take a big spoonful of milky grape-nuts and suck all the milk out of it and take this hardened structured ball out of my mouth and throw it at my sister’s head when she wasn’t looking.
One time in mid-flight my dad walked in the dining room and witnessed the fling, the ding, and fragmentation. We had us a little talk.
At the next family reunion the next summer, I kept getting these little thumbs ups, winks, and nods from the other uncles and a few older cousins. Huge families have gigantic family reunions.