Bomb Squad Called To UK Hospital After Man Gets WWII Mortar Stuck In His Rectum

Not The Bee ^ | December 6, 2021

[BeauBo]

Direct hit!

Fire for effect.

[Recompennation]

Adds new meaning to the old retort.
’ blow it out your arse’

[blackdog]

https://youtu.be/RUaXHTPlA7Y

[Rusty0604]

The man was a military enthusiast who found the shell while clearing out, but somehow “tripped” and fell onto the 57mm piece of army ordnance that landed him in hospital, according to The Sun.

YEAH OK BUDDY. WE ALL BELIEVE YOU, SURE.

[hsmomx3]

LOL-—a royal pain in the arse!!

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

Rectum?

Damn near kilt ‘im!

A hospital? What is it?

It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now.

[Disambiguator]

I can’t believe it took 46 posts.

[BeauBo]

It takes a fine mortarman to make a shot like that.

I vote for him on the team.

[antidemoncrat]

How many times do I heave to tell people? Don’t bend over in a firing range.

[PIF]

Perhaps it is a foreign 57mm mortar?

[bunkerhill7]

Fire in the hole!

[Toespi]

That’s going to be touch and go disarmament.

[John S Mosby]

Gives a new visualization to the phrase (which is not a Brit phrase, but American): “Blow it out your A@@”.

An anal fixation of this sad skin sack who would cram a mortar round up their bum— regressive infant like behaviour, only an infant wouldn’t know what the round was.

[Mopp4]

Guess he was looking for a blow up job........

[M Kehoe]

Not the Bee.

Thanks.

Butt I still read the thread to see if it went off.

5.56mm

[logi_cal869]

Moral to the story:

Pay your gambling debts.

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

Butt I still read the thread to see if it went off.

I see what you did there...

[M Kehoe]

8^)

5.56mm

[bk1000]

Came for the comments. Was not disappointed!

[John S Mosby]

Sorry— missed your comment and repeated it. Funny retort— from a very loud reporting mortar tube.