I knew a wonderful E.R. Doc....she was great.
I wasn't working there anymore...but I heard this story.
An ER patient came in...a female complaining of pain in her vagina.
This Doc...takes a look and grabs it with some forceps...and pulls out a rubber ducky.
A few says later...the staff bot at least 75 rubber duckies...and stuffed them into her office...
“A few says later...the staff bot at least 75 rubber duckies...and stuffed them into her office... “
I thought there was going to be more than one rubber ducky in the woman’s privates. A friend of mine worked at a hospital and was friends with the x-ray guy that had copies of all the weird stuff.
One was a guy that had stuffed a bunch of Barbie heads up his butt (12!!??). I hope they gave his name to the police - sounds like the beginning of serial killer type stuff.
Have a similar story - in college knew someone in pre-med
worked in ER as orderly One night women comes in complaining of pain in vagina. Resident examines her and pulls our a yard long piece od Saran Warp
Turns out she and boyfriend wanted to have sex one night, didnt have any condoms Went to kitchen and get some Saran Wrap to wrap around . Came off during sex and get lodged up where sun dont shine ........
Rubber Ducky, you’re the One
You make bath time so much fun!
Rubber Duckie I’m awfully fond of you!
So staff thought she was a quack?