That’s okay you do not have smart phone. You will get your government issued Biden Phone that you will be legally obligated to carry. Problem solved. The Republicucks will be happy to vote for that.
I am senile and keep losing my phone!
No doubt and probably BILL me for the Biden phone because I don’t obey their rules, right?
Someone pointed out to me today that Omicron letters can be jumbled to = moronic! Sure fits!