I trapped a spider in a jar and took it outside where it probably froze to death. And I am not a hottie. Nor is my spouse a super bowl winner.
These are however events of equal news significance.
“I trapped a spider in a jar and took it outside where it probably froze to death.”
Correct. I read somewhere that there is a reason why the spider was inside! I used to trap them and set them “free” when the kids were young.
Daddy long-legs get to stay in the basement and garage and catch insects. The big hair ones get squished. Although I do still feel bad about it.