Q: How many people work at O’Hare?
A: About half of them.
—”A: About half of them.”
Maybe less...
How many city works to cut a lawn?
One coming.
One going.
One shitting.
One supervising.
And one mowing.
And they did not count the many I have seen sleeping in the trucks next to the parkways.
I have a bunch of friends that are fireman. Nobody wants the airport assignment as it is all drilling, and no actual fires. They’d all much rather be at busy districts where they hit the road often.