My first year as a university professor, a very well endowed beautiful blonde student asked a question in class. I meant to say. “Did you TEST your answer.”
But what came out of my mouth was “Did you CHEST your answer.”
The entire class lost it laughing. I turned bright red, couldn’t even speak to continue teaching. Had to walk into the hallway to regain my composure I was so embarrassed.
I apologized to her after class. She just smiled and replied, “That’s OK.”
I was 26 years old at the time. She was 22. Never have I been so embarrassed... Darn Freudian Slips!
LOL
That should have ended “We have been married for 20 years.”