[nascarnation]

Who pumps their own gas?

Me, but only the two days of the week when my chauffeur is off.

[DUMBGRUNT]

Pardon me, would have any Grey Poupon?

[fini]

""Who pumps their own gas?"

Me, but only the two days of the week when my chauffeur is off."

If you drove an electric car, then you wouldn't have that problem. Additionally, your chauffeur wouldn't smell like gasoline.