[humblegunner]

You can shake my Q-tip.

Q-tips were originally sold as "Baby Gays".

Coincidence?

I think not.

[bagster]

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Looks like the people that invented 'Q-Tip' did better than the hillbilly that thinks he invented 'Q-tard'.

You have successfully ruined your own alleged legacy.

On the other hand, that is a brilliant find and outstanding Q-like research. You see what I mean when I tell you that you could use your powers for good instead of evil?

Get off the bench, son. Your country needs you more than the peanut gallery does. The bloggers will still be there to sexually harass after we save the world.

[bagster]

"Bagster....The swab of a hundred uses".

I like it.