I, too, would go for the dead skunk. At least a dead skunk, other than stinking up the place, would not do as much damage as do Biden's handlers.
(It's not Biden; he is incapable of choosing what flavor of pudding he wants before his afternoon nap.)
Well, Biden has been known to drink up the place — just ask Camilla ;)
Maybe Biden’s handlers would be too squeamish to handle the dead skunk. We might get Cajuns or Good Ol’ Boys as handlers, or maybe nobody at all (if the dead skunk is lethally stinky). I’d take them or nobody over the current puppet masters any day!
“If we couldn’t laugh, we would all go insane.”