Maybe you're not aware. I was one of the lucky kids that sent away for my very own sea monkey kingdom, so I was able to observe their society with my own eye. I know from sea monkeys.
They looked to me as a god, and rightly so, and offered me their daughters. So don't give me no guff about the Discovery Channel. They're all democrats and probly vaxxed mutants too.
Away with you, knave.

Yeah, that explains your rookie "especially the ones with crowns"
blunder. When your mama axed you if you wanted sea monkeys you
probably thought she meant did you want to go visit kinfolk.