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To: Kommodor
I rented a UFO up in Woodruff.

It was a great stay...most of the time we were there anyway. One night we had gotten distracted by fishing and boating and didnt even think to come in to have supper until long after it was dark. I do know better but I had some very thick Tbones and I was frying them up in a pan deep with butter as the late night hours approached. It was shortly after that when the outside motion light started coming on and going off. I ignored it for a while thinking it was a bad sensor or night critters. I wasnt entirely wrong but it was a somewhat larger creature than I was envisioning. Apparently a bear had thought that I had made a steak for him too. This is when we remembered that the motors were out so we couldnt retract the stairs, just a couple steps and a screen door keeping us safe. The kids were terrified that it was going to come in during the night and after a few hours of crying I drove everyone to a hotel for the night.

Theyre always so rude. If theyre going to show up for a meal uninvited they should at least bring a bottle of wine or a fruit salad or something.

16 posted on 11/23/2021 5:19:33 PM PST by gnarledmaw (Hive minded liberals worship leaders, sovereign conservatives elect servants.)
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To: gnarledmaw

Quote: Theyre always so rude. If theyre going to show up for a meal uninvited they should at least bring a bottle of wine or a fruit salad or something.

I know, right? :)

Silly bears thinking they’re high on the food chain or something.

One of the dad’s in the group actually bonked one of the bears on the nose with a stick. My Dad wished he had his 45-70 along, don’t blame him.

It was a long hike out. But not as long as the hike in...


34 posted on 11/24/2021 7:14:32 AM PST by Kommodor (Solzhenitsyn was an optimist...)
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