It slices it dices! Hell so does this knife!!
Posted on 11/22/2021 7:58:22 AM PST by mylife
Carving the turkey for Thanksgiving is a true honor for any man, and should be taken extremely seriously. Assuming you have no backup turkey, you have one opportunity to slice and carve it just perfectly, or your reputation with your family with be tainted forever. What better way to ensure you carve your Thanksgiving turkey properly and in the most manly way possible than with a chainsaw carving tool?
The electric chainsaw turkey carving tool looks and acts like a real chainsaw, except it won’t actually cut wood, and it’s a much smaller version of its larger counterpart. Though a chain doesn’t wrap around the blade and spin like a real chainsaw, a small electric knife is on the bottom of the blade to make it look like it’s working like a real chainsaw.
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My mistake. The photo in post #2 has the user
holding the chain brake.
Great comment on that page — “Instead of buying books we keep buying crap.”
All of this may also be accomplished by a proper application of explosives. You just gotta know what you’re doing.
LOL!!!
we had an electric carver in the 60’s
It slices it dices! Hell so does this knife!!
A pain to clean.
You know some individual of unsound mind and waistline will read no more than “using the electric chainsaw” and next thing you know, red flashing lights reflecting off the snow as family members are loaded for trips to the ER for ingesting petroleum based chain lube.
not really, the two blades popped off, it more of was an answer in search of a problem
we went back to using a WWII German bayonet, Puma, sharp as hell...
Well a hog that special you don’t just eat him all at once.
Keep it far away from kids.
Well, when I read “ Pieces flying all over the place...Don’t look too promising.” I thought you were being serious and thought it was real. It looked like you hadn’t read the story saying it’s not real. Did I read your remark wrong?
“*Just pay for shipping & handling and the saw comes with a free Ronco Pocket Fisherman.”
BUT WAIT!.....
It’s not a chainsaw. Look at it. It is an electric carving knife with a chainsaw looking case. Now if it really was a chainsaw...
I remove the Legs and Wings first then take each Breast off intact. Slice the Breast from top to bottom on the short side and lay them down in the center of the platter. Then separate the Thigh from the Drumstick place them around the sliced Breast meat then the Wings and it looks like a flattened Bird. Kinda like this but so it looks like it was pressed flat. 
yep, that’s the way it’s done.
Perfect product placement.
too funny
No, it just looks like this electric “saw” would end up kinda messy. I mean there are electric carving knives but this one looks like it works differently from an electric carving knife.
So what’s the difference between this electric “saw” and an electric carving knife?
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