I have a love hate relationship with egg nog. I feel drawn to it but I’m not really all that fond of it. I drink about 6 oz a year. Each nog I wouldn’t drink at gunpoint
If eggnog is enticing, maybe it's the rum. I can't see getting that into ranch dressing.
I’ll drink eggnog from time to time when it’s available, because I like the taste. I’ve never made it myself, and I very seldom put any booze in it. It’s probably just as well that eggnog isn’t sold year round, because the stuff is liquid flab.