[humblegunner]

The first step is waking up moronic drones like you.

So y'all gonna end up with an army of moronic drones?
Here they come, marching the wrong way down the street
carrying misspelled signs, pickin' they nosies and sniffing
they little fingers after scratching they tooter-holes.

I applaud such a humanitarian and inclusive effort.

[bagster]

So y'all gonna end up with an army of moronic drones?

Sit down right there in that dirt patch, my barefoot FRiend, and let Uncle Bagster explain things to ya.

Once a person becomes AWAKENED (i.e. THE GREAT AWAKENING), they cease to be a moronic drone. Provided they are not TOO moronic. After all, it takes a moron to become a drone in the first place, amirite?

I'm afraid all the moronic drones are with you people at this point.You may be there king.

Humblegunner addresses his people:

(rare footage of HG wearing shoes)