Posted on 11/14/2021 4:24:56 AM PST by MtnClimber
It's shocking that these have not been developed yet.
Here are a baker's dozen ideas for smartphone apps the busy communist can't do without. It's amazing they aren't available for download already.
PCmojis — Automatically adjusts skin tone of texted emojis to your ethnicity, as measured through built-in phone camera. Never be accused of racism again! Upgrade to override with the race you identify as.
Find My Fellow Travelers — Accesses online database to locate like-"thinking" people wherever you are so you can flock together for protests or weekend looting sprees.
Fake Voters R Us — Remotely registers you to vote in hundreds of racist (Republican) precincts across the nation, and electronically sends mail-in ballots filled out for the Democratic candidates to the proper county clerks.
Gender Senders — Never misgender anyone again, no matter how confusing the visual appearance. Preferred pronouns of fellow subscribers are displayed on your phone screen to prevent embarrassing (and employment-threatening) faux pas.
(Excerpt) Read more at americanthinker.com ...
I am sure FReepers can come up with more aps for the woke. How about “Find My Way Back to the Gulag” ap.
Wokies ain’t right in the head. Damaged goods.
“Which Restroom Today?”
Unsure as to which bathroom to use today? Answer a few questions posed by the app and “Bingo!”, you’ll be directed to the proper restroom door. The “proper” door isn’t there because the store isn’t sufficiently woke? Use the “Report The Store” add-on. Have a crowd of angry social justice warriors at the storefront in minutes...
Today it is absurdist satire. Tomorrow it will be real-life.
Has biden mandated that everyone must get the app.,yet?
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