[Noumenon]

It isn’t clear what sparked the initial disturbance at the eatery.

Later it was reported by onlookers that the disturbance arose out of a dispute over the Schrödinger's cat thought experiment. This experiment illustrates a paradox of quantum superposition. In the thought experiment, a hypothetical cat may be considered simultaneously both alive and dead as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.

"He daid!"
"No he ain't!"

Naturally, violence was the only resort.

[Jeff Chandler]

I killed Schrödinger’s Cat with Chekhov’s Gun.

[amihow]

What a quantumnal theory.

[Lurker]

You kill me…

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