Posted on 11/13/2021 10:21:18 AM PST by simpson96
While most people might avoid going to prison at all cost, a man in Italy has reportedly begged to be sent to jail as his life at home has become unbearable!
Believe it or not, the Italian, who had been on house arrest, urged the police to put him behind bars instead of letting him stay with his wife as “home life has become a hell”.
According to Euro News, the 30-year-old of Albanian descent who lives in Guidonia Montecelio near Rome went to a local police station recently and said, “I can’t take it anymore, I want to go to prison.”
The man had been under house arrest for several months for drug-related crimes and was expected to remain there for several more years, Captain Francesco Giacomo Ferrante of the Tivoli Carabinieri told AFP. “He lived at home with his wife and family. It wasn’t going well anymore,” Ferrante said.
However, as he “could no longer cope with the forced cohabitation with his wife,” he opted to run away and surrender to the cops, asking them if he can serve his sentence in prison, the report added.
The offender was promptly arrested for violating his house arrest, according to The Local. And it worked in his favour as the man got what he was looking for. Following the arrest, judicial authorities ordered his transfer to prison to serve the remaining sentence.
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Could be a failing relationship here. Maybe the prison should hire her.
The scorn of a woman........lmao
Lol, some funny news at last. Thanks for posting
Man and wife walks into a restaurant. The wife says “See that man drinking at the bar. I dated him in high school.” Husband responds “I see he is still celebrating.”
For people who have married an Italian woman, he is making a LOT of sense.
Hmmm... rooftop or jail? Give me jail!
Proverbs 21:9
It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman in a wide house.
I don’t care who you are, that is funny right there!
Not so great dwelling with an abusive man in any sized house.
She may have done it intentionally.
Entirely possible.
Imagine if the prison hired her as a guard and assigned her to his cellblock? We could be approaching Geneva Convention territory here.
Re-imagining house arrest - send the perps to live with the most obnoxious people in town until they promise to never commit a crime again.
Nancy Pelosi says “I don’t find that story amusing in the least and I’m sure my husband feels the same way!”
My life's in jeopardy
Murdered in cold blood is what I'm gonna be
I ain't been home since Friday night
And now my wife is coming after me
Give me police protection
Gonna buy a gun so
I can look after number one
Give me a bodyguard
A black belt Judo expert with a machine gun
Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane
When she catches up with me
Won't be no time to explain
She thinks I've been with another woman
And that's enough to send her half insane
Gonna buy a fast car
Put on my lead boots
And take a long, long drive
I may end up spending all my money
But I'll still be alive
All I did was have a bit too much to drink
And I picked the wrong precinct
Got picked up by the law
And now I ain't got time to think
Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane
When she catches up with me
Won't be no time to explain
She thinks I've been with another woman
And that's enough to send her half insane
Gonna buy a fast car
Put on my lead boots
And take a long, long drive
I may end up spending all my money
But I'll still be alive
And I'm oh so tired of running
Gonna lay down on the floor
I gotta rest some time so
I can get to run some more
She's comin'!
She's comin'!
LOL
Why did we never think of this before?
Let’s tag certain people as roommate wardens.
I can start with my moms sister. Then maybe my hubby’s uncle. Add anyone you like to the civil service list here.
Then send convicts to them and make them stay in the home.
ROFL!
Given he’s “of Albanian descent”, I doubt she is such.
Albanians still have blood feuds.
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