And here I was just thinking about using a hatchet on him, that whole dissection thing is just so medically correct.
A hatchet is more like a real accident, and we could request an emergency use authorization from the FDA.
Lizzie Border’s Memoirs:
“I was horrified when Ma, and later on that evening Pa, repeatedly slammed themselves into my brand new, shiny Birthday Hatchet. I never did figure out the catylst to their fury! Oh, but didn’t they leave a mess all for me to clean up by myself!”