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To: blam

I’m turning 60 next year and all ready I’m seeing my face start to melt, getting the jowls, the turkey neck and the bags under the eyes, I don’t care though. What astounds me is the “squishing” of the body. When I was 17 I had this long neck now I got no neck as if my spine compressed which I assume if what happens from 60 years of gravity.


20 posted on 11/11/2021 2:30:51 PM PST by GrandJediMasterYoda (As long as Hillary Clinton remains free equal justice under the law will never exist in the USA)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

“When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not.”


24 posted on 11/11/2021 2:37:16 PM PST by kosciusko51
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

Gravity: It’s not just a good idea, it’s the law.


40 posted on 11/11/2021 3:37:03 PM PST by Ignatz (Winner of a prestigious 1960 Y-chromosome award!)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

It’s worse than you think. Gravity is actually increasing, and here’s the evidence:

1. I can’t jump as high as I used to.
2. I can’t lift things I used to be able to.
3. When I fall down, I hit harder and it hurts more.
4. For numerical, scientific proof, when I get on the scale, it reads considerably higher than it did 40 years ago.

There you have it.


48 posted on 11/11/2021 4:50:28 PM PST by HartleyMBaldwin
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