” ... it seemed like a good idea to eat 2 Bloody Mary’s, since as long as you put enough vegetables in them, it’s practically a salad.”
LOL!
Even as she tries to come clean she can’t tell the truth. Nobody that size and weight gets sloshed on 2 bloody Mary’s. Unless you drink them from a trough.
” ... it seemed like a good idea to eat 2 Bloody Mary’s, since as long as you put enough vegetables in them, it’s practically a salad.”
I had an uncle, WW2 Veteran (Infantry). Fought in the Battle of the Bulge. He drank a bit of beer. Told me it was good for you. Basically liquid bread. Wheat, barley, hops. Made sense to me, so I live by those wise words. I miss him.
That’s pretty much true.
If you’re interested, search images of “Miller Park bloody marys”. That’s the Milwaukee Brewer’s stadium and they’re known for heavily accessorized bloody marys. They put so much stuff on them they can be a meal.
I’ve never been in the park or had one of their drinks, but I’ve heard about them.