[circlecity]

Is she sure that was just a fart?

[FamiliarFace]

Probably was a shart. Which is probably what he did when he met with the Pope, too.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Reminds me of what I saw on a restroom wall decades ago.

“Here I sit all broken hearted.
Came to s**t but only farted.”

Then in a different hand with a different marker under it...

“But nature gave you a second chance.
You stopped to fart and s**t your pants.”