[SunkenCiv]

The Assyrian kings of that era had a favorite phrase for their commemorative self-aggrandizing battle scenes — “I burned with fire”. ;^) Now, imagine the same kings a little hungover and thirsty. Heh... “just build it here, no, I don’t care how screwy the site is. It’ll be both our asses otherwise!”

[ProtectOurFreedom]

"Yes, Boss! Whatever you say, boss!"

Probably some of the first words spoken by man. Followed by...