Who's there?
LANDSHART!
Posted on 11/06/2021 8:20:39 PM PDT by Trump20162020
PRESIDENT Joe Biden reportedly broke wind "loudly" while gassing with Camilla Parker Bowles at the COP26 summit.
The Duchess of Cornwall "hasn't stopped talking about" the 78-year-old's "long fart" as it was "impossible to ignore", it's reported.
(Excerpt) Read more at the-sun.com ...
While other world leaders have reporters following them to get their thoughts, we need reporters following Brandon to see if he did or didn’t drop a deuce in his trou today.
While other world leaders have reporters following them to get their thoughts, we need reporters following Brandon to see if he did or didn’t drop a deuce in his trou today.
This old gasser is a solid brown brick of comedy. Aside from that he probably can’t control his shpincter worth a shat for a long time now
Nobody was coming up to Biden...he went to them. And yes he’s creepy anyway and no-one there wanted to waste time talking with him since they all know he’s not making the decisions or running things.
Like inviting a 7th grader to Prom night.....you just ignore them.
There are few things funnier to guys than scatalogical humor for some reason...we never seem to grow out of it!
Even more so if it can be used as a cudgel to bash someone who richly deserves it!
Why do you think the FBI was so keen on doing the diary raid? It was much better than dealing with Biden’s diarrhea.
Your right....and I know a family from my past that when they got together they would raise each one in competition to see who could be the most obnoxious. The laughed they’re butts off and the woman just sneered.
She got the bonus plan.
Because he’s had bizarre plastic surgery.
Your Highness, that was not a fart. :(
It was probably like this one: Penguins of Madagascar: Fart in a Box Skipper: Ugh, where the heck are we?
Kowalski: Oxygen content is low. I suggest we limit our breathing.
(The sound of a fart breaks the silence.
Skipper: Aw, Private!
(The three Penguins rip holes on the box to breathe for air.)
Private: Sorry. I get gassy when I fly.
Skipper: Toot sweet! He does!
"...screeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE..."
His policies aren’t funny.
He has that look on his face like he’s enjoying a long fart.
And the ladies look like they’ve noticed. Especially the one on the left.
Both of those women look incredibly bored with the Resident. His breaking wind was probably more interesting than anything he had to say.
Both of those women look incredibly bored with the Resident. His breaking wind was probably more interesting than anything he had to say.
Who's there?
LANDSHART!
Reminiscent of he old Monty Python joke, “I fart in your general direction.” Joe was probably inspired by Monty Python.
Monty Python for President!!!!t
the shart heard round the world
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