My wife found a Cocomelon doll at a garage sale and brought it home to our toddler daughter. Upon seeing it, she grabbed it from her hands and violently beat its head over the stairs. Absolutely pummeled the sh*t out of it. If this doll was a baby, she'd have murdered it.
F*ck Cocomelon.
A few days ago my granddaughter somehow put “Cocomelon” on the TV and upped the volume, then “lost” the remote. I was honestly on the point of losing it completely, because the (new-fangled)TV doesn’t have an “off” button!
Thank the Lord, my grandson told “Alexa” to turn off the TV before I ran down the street screaming hysterically, never to return!
Nana needs to learn how Alexa works (LOL)