"Complain about the person who is cooking your food, idjit."
Instead of pulling a gun, the cook might have happily redone the eggs with an oyster included.
Right, if you send food back, don’t eat it when you get it again. Any restaurant, not just Waffle House.
It was pretty obvious that Candy wasn’t the brightest knife in the chandelier when the story mentioned that there had been several occasions when the Waffle House folks had screwed up his order. For me, once is enough to ensure that I’ll never return.