I once worked with a Buffy, She shared an office with Orchid.
and Yes Buffy did have a box of Wooden Spikes on her desk.
Orchid was a little middle Eastern firebrand who did something naughty with some dev, ended up with Twins and really pissed off parents.
“Buffy” ought to be a benchmark on the Hot/Crazy matrix right next to Tiffany.