I have my October 31 party all planned.
I will be serving the old style frankfurters that has the casing that is tied off at both ends. I’m gonna untie one end of the casing, take a spoon, and hollow out the frankfurter. I will re-tie the casing, place all the empty frankfurters in buns, and cover them with mustard, relish and onions.
When my guests bite into them, I will shout:
“Hollow weenie!”
I’m going to a costume party, buck naked, with a potato on a string tied to my waist. I’m going as a dick-tater.