In another lifetime I asked a gorgeous Ugandan woman at my church out on a dinner date.
When I found out her father had seven wives and she had 27 brothers and sisters it wasn’t long before I said, CHECK PLEASE!
That woman stalked me for 10 years thereafter.
I’d order the cheapest thing on the menu and only pay for it. Let the cops sort it out. You can’t embarrass me. Same with the left-heh heh.