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To: M Kehoe; HartleyMBaldwin

My guess is, those early space suits had to have large codpieces.

[snip]

Scouting for lab rabbits, more likely.

I didn’t quite hear you.

I said, “Lab rabbits.”

What’s that mean?

It means you don’t need

honest-to-God pilots.

What you ought to get is a lab rabbit

to curl up in your damn capsule...

with its heart beating...

and a wire up the kazoo.

I don’t hold with it.

I don’t either.

You want a pilot to be a ballistic missile.

And then splashdown.

Possibly get lost at sea.

There’s some things you can’t change.

Some peckerwood’s

got to take the beast up.

And some peckerwood’s got to land it.

And that peckerwood is called a pilot.

...

Delta Charlie 9, you are clear to land...

at 180 degrees.

Jos Jimnez on approach.

My name, Jos Jimnez.

Yeah, Shepard, I forgot.

You are clear at 180 degrees.

Some boys here want to talk to you

about being an astronaut.

They want to make me an astronaut?

Oh, I hope not.

Are you sure the Navy’s got good pilots?

They call them aviators in the Navy.

They say they’re better than pilots.

Gentlemen, I’d like you

to meet Alan Shepard.

What?

I’d like you to meet Alan Shepard.

Just the man we came to see.

Well. Pleasure.

You’ve heard about our project.

We’re going up against the Russians.

It’s got the highest...

Priority.

It’s a hazardous...

undertaking. In fact,

it’s extremely hazardous.

It’s so hazardous that

if you decide not to volunteer...

it will not be held against you in any way.

- Sounds dangerous.

- It is.

Count me in.

[/snip]


16 posted on 10/25/2021 11:46:28 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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To: SunkenCiv

I learned the phrase “screwed the pooch” from that movie.


18 posted on 10/25/2021 11:59:17 AM PDT by MikeSteelBe (The South will be in the right in the next war of Northern aggression.)
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To: SunkenCiv

Are you a Turtle?


20 posted on 10/25/2021 12:02:54 PM PDT by null and void (LGBTQ = Let's Get Biden To Quit, FORK-N-A = First Uttery Cancel Kamala-Nancy-Axed)
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To: SunkenCiv

Great!

5.56mm


24 posted on 10/25/2021 1:02:39 PM PDT by M Kehoe (Quid Pro Joe and the Ho need to go.)
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