I didn’t know that my estranged wife had made an outing in a hot air balloon. One learns something new every day.
The last sip of coffee went SPLUT out of my nose....
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Very Nice. Thank you for the laugh
The rats are not just lost, they are dangerous.
Good one but I’ve heard it before. Not sure but probably here on FR a decade or so ago. That said the good ones need the occasional reprise.
Well, cupcake (the broad in the balloon) if an exact location doesn’t tell you where you are on the face of the earth, did you not at least take a map with you?
No cell phone that can consult a map?
No bloody idea a’tall what direction you might drift when surely you noticed what direction the wind was blowing at launch?
You didn’t know ahead of time that winds blow in layers as you rise?
If you took none of these simple precautions, my sympathy is for the poor dude you rented the balloon from.
Glad I finished my coffee 2 hours ago...
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Doctors at a hospital in Brooklyn, New York have gone on strike. Hospital officials say they will find out what the Doctors’ demands are as soon as they can get a pharmacist over there to read the picket signs!
An oldie but a goodie.