“No mugging by our mail people, Amazon people, UPS/Fed Ex, and other home delivery people.”
Yeah, but how do your porch decorations fare?
https://twitter.com/ChefGruel/status/1449842454170013700
So far re formerly live decorations, most have been eaten by the local deer, tree foxes and squirrels.
We keep the edible ones by the bushes by our driveway