[Vigilanteman]

Following the marshals’ advice, Beckwith shaved his beard – but he quickly regretted it “because I have much less of a chin than Laundrie does.”

I guess the Feds think Laundrie won't shave his beard. Smart, huh?

[zeugma]

# I guess the Feds think Laundrie won’t shave his beard. Smart, huh?

I have figured for years that the final thing they do before you go to work for the feral government is to remove your brain and place it in a jar.