[MD Expat in PA]

Rub Vick’s Vapor Rub on it, under it and all around it, twice a day.

"Put some Windex on it." - Gus Portokalos

[BykrBayb]

Hey. I’m an old lady. I’m allowed to hand out unsolicited cock and bull advice now. It’s one of the few consolations to living this long. Now drink your milk, and spray this apple cider vinegar on your arms, before that spider bite swells up.