Minnesotans Vote For Giant Beaver As State Fossil

WCCO CBS Minnesota ^ | 10/13/21 | WCCO-TV Staff

[NormsRevenge]

Not sure what the runner-up was but.. I'd betcha it was a hairy thing tho.

They say this beaver could get as big as a small bear, maybe 200 pounds. I don't think they found any remains of gophers quite that big.. yet.

[Apparatchik]

Why did I suddenly think of Rep Ilhan Omar?

[AlaskaErik]

In a related story, Americans vote for Joe Biden as the American national fossil.

[Hieronymus]

I think I know where this thread is going.

Go OSU (Oregon State, Obviously)

[KC_Lion]

A destructive rodent.

How appropriate.

[decal]

“Nice beaver.”

“Thanks, I just had it stuffed.”

[Petrosius]

[Hieronymus]

Not sure what the runner-up was but.. I’d betcha it was a hairy thing tho.

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The M00se that bit my sister?

[White Lives Matter]

Police Squad?

[Deaf Smith]

Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver?

[lee martell]

The giant ones make a lot of noise, so I’m told.

[Michael.SF.]

We are talking about that cute furry little creature, right?

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

The runner-up was MAXINE WATER’s attack wig!!!

[Leaning Right]

Wait a minute. Is this Minnesota’s way of making fun of Anastasia Beaverhausen?

[Nateman]

I figure Walter Mondale would be a great fossil for Minnesota.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Let’s go to the video;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg

[doorgunner69]

“Giant beaver”?

Lots of fat chicks up there in that frozen place?

[doorgunner69]

Beaver, not muskrat..............

[.44 Special]

Stuffing giant beaver? Now we’re talking. I used to know this girl from West Beaver Falls, made me a big fan of beavers. There’s noting like a well stuffed beaver. Their fur makes fine coats and they say that beaver tail is quiet a treat.

[GreenLanternCorps]

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