Car Manufacturers Target Women With New Warning Lights Reading 'Check Engine, Or Don't, Whatever, It's Probably No Big Deal'

The Babylon Bee ^ | October 12, 2021 | The Babylon Bee

[MayflowerMadam]

My sister had a Land Rover a few years ago and the Check Engine and trouble lights came on a LOT. She’d take it in to the dealer immediately. They’d say, “oh, it doesn’t mean anything”, and then turn off the light. That would be it.

[refermech]

Just run it till it knocks ladies, then flag a man down and tell him all your troubles!

[AppyPappy]

My wife calls it the “Trade Engine”light

[oldasrocks]

I have an old Dodge van, I took the dash apart and broke the little light bulb so now no problem

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

LOL!

[utahb52]

Then you would need a whole panel of lights. Maybe a central panel the passenger can see as well, a “Master Caution” light to get your attention, and an instrument rating to drive :’)

“I hate the whole concept of the check engine light. It could be anything from a shot engine to a loose gas cap. Did anyone consider, in this day and age, that maybe more nuanced lights could show up on your dashboard?”