I was at a party one while in college where a guy shot a broad-head through a crowd into a leaning ironing board...
I got out of there right as the police were getting ready to raid the place...
I left just as I arrived — on a unicycle — I could hear the cops saying ‘ get that guy he’s been drinking!’ Then a voice or reason said: ‘He’s on a unicycle!’
Guns don’t kill people, arrows do?
A high school friend of mine got high on something and decided to go bow hunting in Austin. He was hunting cats.
He later became a teacher. Haha.