“While we acknowledge Jon Gruden’s contributions on the field, his actions go against our core values as an organization.”
...said a spokesman for the National Felons League.
What heinous “actions” did he commit?
He typed on a keyboard using various letters and hit send?
Those “actions”?
But there are those who love, adore, and worship it. Including sport writers and sport casters who stand at the ready at all times to perform fellatio on the star player as needed.