From The Arkansas Gazette
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Solution to previous puzzle (select the yellow text with your cursor to read):
WITH THE EXCEPTION OF WORLD UNREST, NOTHING BREAKS OUT IN MORE PLACES THAN AN OLD GARDEN HOSE. —WEARY GARDENER
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