lighter fluid and an ice pick.
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Today, that cure would be environmentally incorrect.
Lighter fluid pollutes the atmosphere, you know.
—”Lighter fluid pollutes the atmosphere,”
Burning pubic hair is also high-level pollution.
But how else will you get the crabs to leave their home so you can stab them with the ice pick?
Some shave half for a better line of sight.
You got to be quick; so I have heard.