From The Arkansas Gazette
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Solution to previous puzzle (select the yellow text with your cursor to read):
THINGS ON THE WHOLE ARE MUCH FASTER IN AMERICA. PEOPLE DON’T “STAND FOR ELECTION”; THEY “RUN FOR OFFICE.” —JESSICA MITFORD
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The author is largely responsible for inflicting W. J. Clinton and his dreadful wife on the country. Thanks for nothing.
I knew something was missing today!
The vowels fall right into place, and then the rest.