“ A volcano got all of mine and melted them into oblivion. I should have known better than to have taken both the rifle and the pistol to the Canary Islands.”
Fun fact: Did you know that the Canary Islands have no Canaries?
Same thing with the Virgin Islands
No Canaries
LOL - I was going to go to the Virgin Islands to see the Canaries. Glad I didn’t buy the ticket. :)