You wake to the clock, you go to work to the clock, you clock-in to the clock, you clock out to the clock, you come home to the clock, you eat to the clock, you drink to the clock, you go to bed to the clock, you get up to the clock, you go back to work to the clock... You do that for forty years of your life and you retire — what do they fucking give you? A clock!
Dave Allen
“Where are your buccaneers, little boy?” asked the man of the unpleasant little lad in a pirate costume.
“They’re under my bukkin’ hat!” replied the lad.
That joke got him in trouble with the BBC.